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Layboar Day

Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.
JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?

CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.
by thedalailummox September 3, 2010
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Canters Day

Canters Day is a United States holiday observed on the Friday before Memorial Day. Canters Day was founded in 2009 and although it holds no religious or political significance, it is celebrated by a growing number of people each year.

The official song of Canters Day is "4Day Weekend" by Bandway. The significance being that Canters Day is often used by many in congruence with Memorial Day to create a "4-day weekend".

Contrary to those trying to ascertain the origins being the holiday, Canters Day has no relationship to horses, waltzes, the city of Canterbury or anyone with the last name Canter.
"Did you take off work for Canters Day?"

"Hell yea. 4-DAY WEEKEND!"
by El Ultimo Hombre April 28, 2010
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Cowbell Day.

Noun -
A celebration of the Cowbell. {Every April 5}
On Cowbell day, you always must add more Cowbell.
Always.
John - "Hey, did you bring the Yellow and Green muffin tops sprinkled with Iron for the Cowbell Day Festival?"
Jake - "I sure did. Did you remember your Elmos Slippers?"
John - "Yep"
Jake - "And if Marry brings Candyland, this will be a great Cowbell Day."
by TheLandofMysteryQueen May 4, 2008
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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
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Leila Day

calling all Laylas, Laylahs, Leilas, Lailas and all of the names that have the pronunciation of ‘Layla’. It’s a day to celebrate us! Our name means dark beauty, and this is the time to celebrate it!!! It’s on January 7, international Leila Day! All friends and family of us shall love their Laylas with their whole heart.

To all the Layla/Leila/Laila/Laylah etc. out there! you’re the best!!!!
Friend: “hey layla, it’s Leila Day! We all love you!”
Layla: “Aww, thank you guys so much!”
by Unknown Birb September 7, 2020
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High Day

1. Rebecca Black's "Friday" parody made by Rucka Rucka Ali.

2. A day where you get high as hell. My way of decribing 420.
1. Guy 1: "What's your favorite parody?"
Guy 2: "High Day" by Rucka Rucka.

2. Stoner:"Hurry up, Time!"
Normal guy: "Why?"
Stoner: It's High Day in 3 days."
by omega2900 May 6, 2011
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Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.
"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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