joe stories are:
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker
by t-pow February 8, 2010
Get the Joe Storiesmug. When a person downplays or misrepresents their sexual history out of fear of potentially scaring away a partner, prioritizing their own interests over their partner’s choice only for it to be revealed years down the line. Often traumatic for the partner on the receiving end.
Q: Did you hear Sam broke up with Alex after getting forwarded that video of her drunken college gangbang with the intramural hockey team? Talk about a Whorror Story...
R: Yeah, she said 3 when it was really thirty. It’s sad that people prioritize their own interests over their partner’s choice. Poor guy.
R: Yeah, she said 3 when it was really thirty. It’s sad that people prioritize their own interests over their partner’s choice. Poor guy.
by Fleeced Bear May 15, 2021
Get the Whorror Storymug. Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."
Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"
Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"
by Roflcopterlmaofestation October 20, 2010
Get the Good Story Randlesmug. It is the story of war on someones stomach, and is best done when two people hold down a victim by their arms and legs so they can't move because this story is all about tickling and pain; and story goes as follows:
1)First there was hand to hand combat, *Using your finger tips you poke the stomach multiple times*
2) Then there were spears, *Again with finger tips but a lot stronger pokes*
3) Then there was bow and arrow, *using all your finger tips you poke the stomach*
4) Then there were swords, *using the edge of your hand your slide it against the stomach with a lot of friction to cause stretching or you can slam it on the belly*
5) Then there were canons, *using your palms you smack the belly just like a five star*
6)Then there were machine guns, *You poke as hard as possible with two fingers to provide more stability*
7) Then there were bombs, *You make a fist and slam the belly with the bottom part of the fist (not a punch)
8) Then there were nukes, *You punch the stomach until you feel the person has had enough*
9) You tell the victim that was the story of war
While one person narrates the story of war, the other person tickles the victim relentlessly. Doing this usually makes victim try to kick and laugh or cry and try to escape. Also when telling the story, it is best to exaggerate the story like saying indians invented the spear to kill man and so on.
1)First there was hand to hand combat, *Using your finger tips you poke the stomach multiple times*
2) Then there were spears, *Again with finger tips but a lot stronger pokes*
3) Then there was bow and arrow, *using all your finger tips you poke the stomach*
4) Then there were swords, *using the edge of your hand your slide it against the stomach with a lot of friction to cause stretching or you can slam it on the belly*
5) Then there were canons, *using your palms you smack the belly just like a five star*
6)Then there were machine guns, *You poke as hard as possible with two fingers to provide more stability*
7) Then there were bombs, *You make a fist and slam the belly with the bottom part of the fist (not a punch)
8) Then there were nukes, *You punch the stomach until you feel the person has had enough*
9) You tell the victim that was the story of war
While one person narrates the story of war, the other person tickles the victim relentlessly. Doing this usually makes victim try to kick and laugh or cry and try to escape. Also when telling the story, it is best to exaggerate the story like saying indians invented the spear to kill man and so on.
by MemoPadKing April 22, 2011
Get the War Storymug. "we went to this mexican restaurant with the sick fucks that made AOL and some liberals, and they salsa fucked us, but bill clintion- i mean the liberals gave us weed later, so it was ok"
by Story tellin fool December 17, 2008
Get the Amazing storymug. A snap story where you talk about past relationships and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
by 6pancakesonaplate February 18, 2020
Get the hood love storymug. by hellfuckinyeahright April 13, 2013
Get the The Story So Farmug.