Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.

Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.

by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017

army cadet force

Army Cadet Force is an Association which involves; cadet leadership courses, drill, skill at arms, fieldcraft, first aid, military knowledge, orienteering (known as map and compass), and other subjects. They are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.

The Army Cadet Force is better than those Air Fairies

by YaGrandma November 21, 2014

Air Force Slut

Female(s) that fuck as many males in the Air Force as humanly possible.

These damn Air Force Sluts that work at Journey's in North Carolina.

by Alfie87 April 3, 2009

Mug Force One

The coffe mug the President drinks from. Usually adorned with the Seal of the President of the United states and other accessories such as jewels, etc. As seen on the Daily Show.

Preisdent: I need my morning pick me up. Could I get a cup of coffee?

Assisstant: Yes, Mr. President. "Someone get me Mug Force One STAT!!!!!"

by Jedediah's Forest October 29, 2010

air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard

Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die

by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020