by Lil Shrekki August 22, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. 
Get the SHREKmug. lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life
by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the You're the Donkey to my Shrekmug. 