Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

green screen

A large green piece of fabric hung up on a wall as a background during recording, used with editing and special effects to create something new in the background.

I use a green screen for my videos.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

blue screen

A green screen, but blue.

Should we use a green screen or a blue screen?

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

screen time delusion

The phenomenon where you always think, "If I exhibit behavior A instead of behavior B, I will X additional hours of screen time per day from my parents" even though your parents don't akcually operate under such conditions.

He’s stuck in a screen time delusion, thinking if he cleans his room, his parents will reward him with extra gaming hours, even though they’ve never promised that.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

screen time resolution effect

The phenomenon where children are more accepting of new screen time limits imposed by parents during significant periods such as New Year, birthdays, the start of the school year, or Ramadan, compared to normal days like a busy Wednesday.

It's like the screen time resolution effect kicks in every January; the kids are totally on board with the new limits, but try it during a hectic Wednesday, and it’s a whole different story!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025