screen time rivalry

In this phenomenon, there are always countless other people with way more screen time than the amount of screen time you're able to have. It's because the country with world's highest screen time (Indonesia, 6.05 hours per day) is also the 4th most populous country in the world, housing 270 millions of inhabitants.

Every time I check my screen time stats, I feel the pressure of the screen time rivalry, especially knowing Indonesia has the highest average at over 6 hours a day!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

chin screen

When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer

Hey honey, I'm just going to "chin screen" this afternoon I think.

by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!

DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.

by Highpressurewashingmachine November 4, 2024

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020