When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
by ThatIrishLadFromCork January 06, 2020
The act of slobbering all over and downing snapples left and right while still maintaining consciousness even though u r in the verge of collapsing
by Jeff826373848 November 20, 2018
The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items
Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
by TNA Drinks March 09, 2020
by Rick Sanchez C-137 December 11, 2019
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
by Fusionflare January 19, 2022