joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011

Poon Spittoon

A menstrual cup

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice

by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021

Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016