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Cheek Juice

The icky build up of greasy man oil that is left on cell phone after talking for an extended period of time.
"ah man you got cheek juice all over my phone"
by Hello Clarise April 24, 2008
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Queef Juice

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.
by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018
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Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.
by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021
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$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.
A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017
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grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.
Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."
by CatPope March 17, 2014
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chola juice

The grease that comes off a cholas crunchy wet looking hair.
Any action, phrase, gesture that you would see/hear that a chola say or do.
That girl must have used sharpies on her eyebrow, that's some chola juice shit right there.
Like my new nike cortez shoes? No those are some chola juice shoes.
Dang girl you're pregnant again? Chola juice for sure.
My cousin went off on some girl at school, she got all chola juice on her ass.
by KravMagaJoe April 1, 2015
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lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade
Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021
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