one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

nigga needs to restart

when a nigga has musty crusty ass hair

this nigga needs to restart. he got “ahhh dreads”

“temu ahh dreads” “social distancing ahh dreads” “stick drift ahhh dreads”

by niggalations113 February 2, 2024

We need to talk

It's over, back you bags. You're screwed.

We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.

by Therealfive June 15, 2024

a friend in need

a person who helps at a difficult time is a truly reliable person.

"you are a friend in need, you are, Edie"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

City Needs Sleep

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.

Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

You need to date

For a woman to stop pursuing career interests and Be forced into an family approved / community approved dating relationship or arranged marriage

You need to date, that's the only way you're going to eat.

by Kimberly... August 19, 2020