I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session

"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."

by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.> Vanessa Lynn William Needs TO Inspect The Whole 50th Street Traint Station Psychosomatically<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.

Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!

by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023

Do you need that?

When someone’s mad at you, it’s so bad you want to put your hands on them.

Instead of saying “do you want to fight?” You say “DO YOU NEED THAT?”

by SinfulAriesQueen July 22, 2025

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025