all fathers are motherfuckers
by the random. November 29, 2021
Get the motherfuckermug. the cutest motherfucker alive is simply just the cutest motherfucker you will ever lay your eyes on. they sparkle in a way like no other and are really amazing. sometimes they don’t love themself the way other people love them which is sad, but these motherfuckers deserve the world. can be used towards your significant other or in a wholesome meme. You can refer to someone as this in an endearing way.
Mia: Did you know that Kyle is the cutest motherfucker alive?
Trippie Redd: Oh yeah, he is cute as fuck and deserves everything good in life.
Trippie Redd: Oh yeah, he is cute as fuck and deserves everything good in life.
by moopia December 4, 2020
Get the cutest motherfucker alivemug. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023
Get the Bitchass motherfuckermug. Someone who has a girl cum all over his face so he can let it dry up and eat it like potato chips later.
by NReed83 March 27, 2022
Get the Nasty Motherfuckermug.