1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.
Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.
by OphidianX November 14, 2011
Get the Vegas Lipmug. by Crispyduck12 November 19, 2019
Get the lip slugmug. When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
Get the Granny lip-itmug. When a female farts while sitting down and the fart rolls up into her vagina. She then has to queef out her ass air.
Becky tends to have a lot of lip ripplers. That's why it always smells like shit covered tuna when she is around.
by RustyDeTrombonist August 1, 2020
Get the lip ripplermug. by BooVeAYYE May 17, 2017
Get the cigarette lipmug. by GHooosh August 30, 2016
Get the lip titmug. When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.
schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
Get the lip fiddlermug.