jew rat

a dirty jew; a person who lends money at an extremely high rate of interest

People whose last names end in Berg, Stein, or any precious metals. A dirty Jew Rat.

by LetsGetJuiced June 11, 2006

Jew Bagel

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009

albino jew

a blonde and white reformed jew who is gunna make it to da moon

that kimmie is an albino jew! wassup with that shiz?!

by kimstah94 December 15, 2010

jew texter

some one who wont reply to a text message and want you not to text them unless you are in their plan to save money. Thus being a jew about saving money on 10 cent text messages.

hey did you get my text noah you didnt respond. oh yea i got it but stop texting me your not on my plan and i dont want to waste any money. shut up you jew texter just respond to a text like a normal person.

by mirtaza January 10, 2007

weed jew

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.

by matty j December 20, 2008

jew eat

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".

"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"

by Adrian C November 6, 2006

jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

by dantheman wec February 5, 2009