an umbrella term that differentiates from the protective gear equipped when for example, cycling. helmet in this context refers to rather cringe behaviour that provokes an annoyed reaction. many different behaviours can determine a helmet.
alfie t is a helmet.
by alfie thompson September 18, 2023
Get the helmet mug.A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012
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Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
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by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010
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Get the I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop mug.Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003
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