bloody grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022

texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

Sticky Grenade

Slapping your penis on a persons face and jizzing at the same time

YOOOOO JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS STICKY GRENADE BRO

by SLIGGLESTICKMASTER February 22, 2025

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.

"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."

by McNark December 4, 2024

Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025