Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024

gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

Silly Gooch

A silly gooch Is a next level silly goose. Examples of silly gooches are Pimp Daddy Tyler, The Mr Zenvix YT, HongeyWongey, Smol Gabe, Uthmaan, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and our pretty pretty princess Joshua. If you find a silly gooch you should report it to the po-po ASAP or you may catch the silly gooch disease. A.K.A Sgooch-19

Him: "AHHH STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE'S A CONFIRMED SILLY GOOCH!!"
Her: "AHHHH I DIDNT KNOW, QUICK GRAB YOUR FACE MASKS!!!"

by ROUNDCHILD October 16, 2020

gooch oclock

The time befor sunrise

It is gooch oclock

by Slaerx June 18, 2024

Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011