Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019
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stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
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by Dave_The_Crab July 23, 2019
Get the Fortnite mug.This game is only played by people with signs of depression , down syndrome , and autism. People who play the game say that pubg sucks (its better) but also they are mosty played by people under the age of 5
Person 1 : hey wanna play fortnite
Person 2: nah pubg is better
Person 1: but can u build
Person 2: can play with people who are not mentally ill
Person 3: person 1 do you have a extra chromosome
Person 2: nah pubg is better
Person 1: but can u build
Person 2: can play with people who are not mentally ill
Person 3: person 1 do you have a extra chromosome
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Epic games: a liked gun!?! In my game!?! I don’t think so?!? Time to male Fortnite horrible again!!
Epic games: a liked gun!?! In my game!?! I don’t think so?!? Time to male Fortnite horrible again!!
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