Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.

Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!

by Tour Manager December 19, 2008

Denise

Denise is a piece of shit that sucks every guys dick try’s to hard to be funny and gets friendzoned by guys named cristian, ismael , and people from Elkhart. I have a big ass nose and my 15’s is going to be terrible asf

Denise is a hoe Denise has a fat ass nose

by Fuck Denise November 4, 2019

Denise

The Denise I know is a pain in the ass. She is just someone who cannot keep quiet. She always makes sure you know her problems and that they are your top priority like we don't have our own problems. She relies on everyone else to do the work for her and just will be able to get away with everything.

Stranger 1: "Do see that dumb ass, bitch? "
Stanger 2: "OMG, yes! She is so fucking annoying!!!"
Stanger 1: " She must be a Denise!"

by REL05 September 11, 2018

Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

denisha edwards

a girl who looks and dresses like a man and looks like a man;

person: Hey do yu know what guy?

Me: no i dont know that man cause shes a girl her names denisha edwards.

person: oh... she looks like a man

by alternet-princess January 8, 2010

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.

Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.

by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015