Person 1:"Hey can I see the photos from yesterday?" Person 2:"you can't see anything Christopher's forehead glare blined the lens." Person 1"should've saw that coming"
by Why di you want to know? November 23, 2021
Get the Christophermug. LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
best guy ever
fr
copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021
Get the Giovanni Christopher W.mug. The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper. H3 @LSO H@S @ B!G D!CK
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by No se 🤷🏽♂️ November 20, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.
Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020
Get the Christophermug. This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.
by Pen of god November 22, 2021
Get the Christopher Robbmug. him
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.mug. A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
Get the Christophemug.