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nigga cheese

A fungus that grows on the blackman from being in the heat to long.
Damn i found some nigga cheese on the street, that shit was janky (see janky)
by Nigga Jones April 26, 2006
mugGet the nigga cheesemug.

Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang
by Mwright September 10, 2007
mugGet the Face Cheesemug.

anal cheese

When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.
Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .
by Dr.Shlong February 24, 2013
mugGet the anal cheesemug.

spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
by Tetay October 21, 2006
mugGet the spread the cheesemug.

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010
mugGet the shredding the cheesemug.

Cheese Water

That party last night was cheese water
by slamborn November 15, 2011
mugGet the Cheese Watermug.

Natcho Cheese

Cheese that doesn't belong to you.
Hey! That's Natcho cheese!
by Alistair December 22, 2003
mugGet the Natcho Cheesemug.

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