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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger September 17, 2015
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Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!
Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'
by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010
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Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 8, 2011
mugGet the Brown Handlemug.

kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza
that kieran brown is a complete waist of time
by myman42 May 7, 2019
mugGet the kieran brownmug.

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.
Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
by Damandan October 29, 2010
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