Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. May 27, 2012
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brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 02, 2006
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Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma
Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 14, 2019
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brown cowboy

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style, he suddenly pulls out and rams his un-lubed dick into his partner's ass. He then grabs their hair and pulls it while fucking their ass. The goal is to see if he can stay in for eight seconds.
I was getting bored while banging my girlfriend last night so I pulled a brown cowboy.
by Nacho Cespedes December 02, 2014
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Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children
by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020
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Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!
Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'
by porabthetoilettwat December 06, 2010
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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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