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Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.
Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.
by recallwin March 14, 2010
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Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
by kitkat93 December 13, 2010
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Birthday

The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.
Girl: Happy Birthday sister!

Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009
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birthday

1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
by lovemomndad November 8, 2009
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A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.
by MSU TS May 30, 2007
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Birthday

A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)
Jan 19th 2011 is MY Birthday (like if we were born on the SAME day!)
by jecklynnn January 20, 2011
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Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.
A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.
by Zomboy October 7, 2009
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