my hands are bisexual 

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.

Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.

my hands are bisexual by Snatchedyauglyass March 4, 2017

Trendy bisexual 

Its A stupid excuse for a fad. All the ugly scene and emo kids do it. Its SOOOO fucking annoying when someone you know goes "bi" in a day. Shit

Changing the orientation status to bisexual on all ur profiles.

Thinking its cool to be half gay.

>trendy bisexual

Trendy bisexual by HERMAINE February 6, 2009

Short ass bisexual 

Myself.

I'm a short ass bisexual.

Short ass bisexual by AnotherRandomPersonHere. January 13, 2019

Internet Bisexual 

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.

"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."

Internet Bisexual by GMB October 9, 2004

Semi-bisexual 

A biphobic way to say you're straight

A: I'm semi-bisexual
B: Okay, so straight and biphobic

Semi-bisexual by Aaaaaaaa123456789 July 20, 2020

Hipster Bisexual

Person who elevates minor same-sex dalliances in an attempt to seem more relevant and cool than they actually are, despite never having dated or slept with another same-sex partner again. Announce their bisexuality loudly and more proudly than other LGBT-oriented people and will regale you again and again with stories of their lone same-sex encounter.

Dumb hipster bisexual fool is telling us about her high school girlfriend of 2 weeks. Again.

Hipster Bisexual by MRVS November 6, 2012

ur grandma bisexual

Worse than ur mum gae and ur dad lesbian.

Will literally almost insult someone to death using this.

This is a lethal blow

Friend -1:ur. Mum gay!

Friend-2:ur dad lesbian!!

Friend-1:UR GRANDMA BISEXUAL!!!

Friend-2:*literally dieing*

ur grandma bisexual by Meemsenpai March 9, 2018