winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.

RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.

by idtst March 17, 2020

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

by cabin bear March 31, 2020

Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.

shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear

by crasbox December 22, 2020

pookie bear

pookie bear is a name to call you boyfriend or girlfriend

heyyyy pookie bear

by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 3, 2023

Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

Boo Boo Moochu Bear

There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.

Did the Boo Boo Moochu Bear leave that bite mark on your ass?

by JuJu Fish January 26, 2011