Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience

The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch

by Reyneer June 2, 2022

Barrel

Is a dumb mean person who has no right to call me horny as fuck

Barrel is a dumbo

by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022

Betty Barrel Racer

First of all, they have a crazy ass barrel horse.
a girl who shows up late to the barrel race bc she got Starbucks, blares acdc in her Ford, and posts on insta every time her horse takes a shit bc "it's so cute"

In order to be a betty, u gotta kick ass in the barrel pen. I guarantee you're not as cool as this betty.

PS: Betty's are only into JACKED BADASS GUYS bc they are hot.

"If you dislike this, u are either a buckle bunny or a bull rider"

"Damn that berry barrel racer is hot af"

"Betty barrel racers win every rodeo they enter!!"

by Ej3jwodbrwiasjeosjsjdorj June 4, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021