Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 3, 2016

Brian Nathanael

underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men

Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.

by Little kitty straight cat December 1, 2019

The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.

The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.

by xswing October 30, 2008

cool brian

The way cooler version of Brian

Person 1: “Hey, is that Brian”
Person 2: “Nah, That’s Cool Brian”

by EricCartmansFatAss September 29, 2021

groovy brian

school caretaker who has a gcse, a-level, and PHD in swearing

groovy brian has bits of beans in his ears

by =CC= April 4, 2004

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Brian G

He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.

"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."

by ThotfulBro September 22, 2017