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real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.
Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?
by DeadBread February 3, 2018
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Prime Nigga Hours

Prime Nigga hours starts at 4 a.m and ends at sunrise
How late were you up last night?
we were 10 mins into prime nigga hours
by Yk477 June 12, 2018
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real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?
by nickybangs February 6, 2018
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sad b hours

Hours when a girl/woman is feeling sad. Kinda of like “sad nigga hours” but a lady version. Usually between 10pm-1am
Damn I’m in my sad b hours
by Honda cantu January 8, 2018
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Doo Doo Hour

At a certain point past midnight, after not sleeping for a long time, your brain feels like it has turned to mush and nothing is easily comprehended. Your friends can not make fun of you for the stupid things you say once Doo Doo hour has started.
"What's two plus two?"
"Uhh, Six?"
"What the fuck man, it's four."
"pause oh shit, you're right. It's Doo Doo Hour."
by Eschenbach and Puchley April 2, 2008
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meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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Raw Bagel Hours

The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel
Yo it’s raw bagel hours boys
by Sad.lonely.bagel June 30, 2019
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