Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

adam williams

the most delicious of emo men out there bro. he has so many kitties and birdies and fishies and doggies and his mom is really pretty. and he is the best straight white male ive ever met in my life bro i love my boyfriend he always helps me with my problems and hes my little meow meow raaaaaah

Man i saw adam williams and queefed
passes out cus im anemic
adam williams saves me

by iloveadamwilliama November 03, 2022

Adam Hasanovic

the type of guy that would piss you off then push you in a bush and you wouldn't care about shit

someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan

by Arabic bitch March 05, 2019

riya + adam

literally the cutest couple in the world even though they deny it we know it's true. They will deny it a lot but love calculators prove they are together forever

Oh boy, Riya + Adam are so cute

by Brendon the Fat Mole August 02, 2017

Daddy Adams

Super extremely talented boy who looks like Jesus and sings about nightmares and flare guns

Hey, my favorite singer is Seb Adams (Daddy Adams) have you heard about nightmares & flare guns it's a banger bro

by The randomly anonymous February 18, 2019

Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

Jermey adams

Pulling a Jermey Adams is when you get your girlfriend pregnant and decide to keep the child

Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams

by Wildbill3764 January 10, 2018