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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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southern rite

You dare...
This. The that, but not That, nor certainly...fuck you gimme a dead gun already, how dare you challenge the Way of the Lord! Sou...you commin' on to Me? Semantics...southern rite. I guess...
by Herlingaer November 3, 2022
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Southern Cooking

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011
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southern blow

When a male stands up, have him lean forward 30• degrees and from the back the female performs oral sex
Baby I’m going through a lot when i get Home i need A southern blow
by Tj_Fye November 7, 2017
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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018
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Southern Dining

The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.
Hey, I got you a birthday present, and it has something to do with Southern Dining...
by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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