Hayden

A cuntosaurus

That guy over there is a total Hayden (cuntosaurus)

by Tree4442 August 10, 2022

Hayden

Probably ginger or blonde guy. Pretty decent guy though.

Mark: hey! Theres hayden!
Alfie: yeah you can spot that fucker from a mile away!

by Hejao65 April 28, 2022

Hayden

A sexy young boy with a big tollie that will make you cry I bed so if your know a hayden take him to your bedroom because he will surely make you cum in seconds

Boy: Is that Hayden?
Girl :Yes the boy with the biggest tollie in the world

by Daddy hayden November 23, 2021

hayden

if you see a hayden then they most probably stink, they also have a high chance of being ginger and annoying

imagine being friends with a hayden

by fortnite-ninja-god April 16, 2022

Hayden

Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.

Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it

by MASSIVE dik BiG BOy May 24, 2019

Hayden Hennman

The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him

Hayden hennman the fat man ate my cat

by Josh has a fat toe June 11, 2019

Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!

I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021