New Woke City 

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.

That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.

New Woke City by La Pluma May 12, 2021

I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.

Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*

I Woke up Chris breezy by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 

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I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

Get Woke Go Broke

Get Woke Go Broke is a phrase that applies to many companies, who choose good left media reputation over their actual consumers bringing in the money.
Examples:
When the creators of Battlefield 5 decided to add SJW agenda to their game, a massive amount of hate and disloyalty came back to them, including many gamers threatening not to buy the game.
When Disney started pleasing the left media for their new SW movies, they received backlash from their actual fans and viewers, who are the reason why the franchise is so successful in the first place.

I was going to buy the new BF5 game, but they unfortunately went broke because they were too woke.
Get Woke Go Broke

Get Woke Go Broke by ArousedByCats August 25, 2018

Too woke to poke 

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

Too woke to poke by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

shook, rattled and woke 

the act of being shocked, upset and aware.

Our lecturer gave us another assignment , i am shook, rattled and woke.

shook, rattled and woke by Matthew Gibbons April 24, 2017

Finna Woke 

1. When Fin Awoke from his coma in star wars
2. Finna woke me up, woke me up inside, i can't woke up, woke me up inside, SAVE MEEEEEEE
3. A tribute to the god of foreheads, the one to rule them all, JacksFilms

1. Bro did you see when finna Woke?
2. Do you remember that finna woke song?
3. We must do finna woke

Finna Woke by Zac_0945 March 10, 2018