what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010

What the ielq

An expression of surprise or shock, commonly in response to information or a situation which elicits said emotions.

"ielq" is pronounced as "jelq" /dʒelk/

The phrase if often accommodated by a gif depicting Carl “CJ” Johnson, from the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas”, being flung into the sky by a “Doom-Shroom”, from the game “Plants vs. Zombies”, exploding in a thermonuclear explosion.

"Your copy of GTA:SA has exploded"

"What the ielq????"

by catt0215 April 27, 2023

What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k

"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"

by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me….no more

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…no more

Dun dun dun dun nun nun nun nun….

*proceeds to bop head sideways*

by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

on what tho

To agree with someone.

Them: “You’re babymama bald head asf.

You:“On what tho?”

by Yaherrr October 23, 2020

what bruv?

term made up by Elizabeth Anakor derived from southern London slang, used when confused, asking a question or when someone says some dumb shit

in American terms “what bro? , “what brother?”

“2+2=3”
“what bruv?”

by @shygrizzly April 21, 2018