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ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.
Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .
by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023
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ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation
Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?
by Gamer222 December 20, 2021
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Ultimate Chicken Horse

The game in which you completely ruin a level for everyone else in the most creative way possible. A multiplayer platformer disguised as a “party game,” where you and your friends build levels together, then immediately turn on each other using spikes, bows, and psychological warfare.
"What are they playing?"
"They're playing Ultimate Chicken Horse."
by osamaaat June 28, 2025
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Plushy Ultimate

a YouTuber who makes videos for 113 subs and play on a Minecraft call Mineteria
Zach: Have you seen Plushy ultimate videos? me: yes I have
Zach: is Plushy Ultimate the one who play Minecraft? me: yes they are the one who play on Minecraft.
by Tubble February 9, 2021
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