Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop

Your partner puts on a bunch of deodorant and you have to lick it all off and then eat their ass immediately afterwards

Spongey me boy get the deodorant ready I’m ready for the Wisconsin tootsie pop-Eugene Krabs

by LemonJuice58 August 18, 2025

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016