elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Taylor Swift

The fucking music industry.

You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED

by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

taylor swift

is the music industry, nothing else to say oh and the prettiest person that ever existed

person 1: oh do you listen do you listen yo taylor swift ?

person 2: OH MY GOD yes i do, do you?

person 1: HOLY GROUNG YES CAN YOU MARRY ME-HEE-HEEEE

by IFUCKINLOVEYOUTAYLOR June 4, 2021

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023