Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.

"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."

by bobbysansvetements December 8, 2009

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

Truther

One who tells the truth and does not lie.

One who lies is not a truther.

Guy 1: *throws snowball at Girl 1*
Girl 1: did you just throw a snoball at me?
Guy 1: No.
Girl 1: You're the only one around. You not a truther.

by Rassidy February 20, 2009

erasor of truth

By writing yes and no on opposite sides of any normal white erasor gives it supernatural powers of revealing truth. The holder of the erasor of truth asks it a question then flips it in the air. The erasor will always land on the correct answer and that answer is final, the question is not allowed to repeated or you will be abusing the power.

Boris: Is Norbit gay?

(Flips the erasor of truth and it lands on yes)

Boris: BAHAHA you're a fag!

Fag (Norbit): :(

(Boris jabs Norbit for being a fag)

by jm12369 June 18, 2009

Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.

The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.

by mike87111 July 29, 2012

troath

true + oath = troath

- "That guy is hot"
- "Troath"

by j.huttz May 21, 2016

anti-truth

An anti-truth is based on the discovery that human truths and human logic can lie.
It is a truth that lies.
It is based on expanding the definition of half-truths.
The first new type of anti-truth was a truth that is part, or half the truth.

This also creates a new philosophy 'thinking in color', as truths are like colors of the rainbow. C.S.

Stop violence against women.

The statement above is a truth that lies, it is an anti-truth, for it polarizes men and women, and it would be more correct if it stated stop the abuse of people, of women, men and children.

reference: The LIGHT; The Rainbow of Truths= The Jesus Christ Code.

by The 2nd White Knight December 17, 2015