by uridiotfriendalex May 6, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 
Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.
200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
by onepunchdead April 28, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. 
Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
by Possumssssss January 29, 2022
Get the Sexy shrek kakamug. by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
Get the Kid from shrekmug.