roman oculus

The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.

Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?

Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.

by CharleneLover9000 June 02, 2017

roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020

Roman curtains

The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat

by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020

Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily

it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small

by helloO!!! June 06, 2024

Roman n Andrew

the 2 dick sucks and glazers

“Yo julian u hurd about Roman n Andrew??”

“Yes bro they be ds”

by grevoscar122 April 04, 2022

Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.

My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.

by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022

Roman Makeover

Hurting someone’s face or head to the degree that Their face/head is covered in blood

I oughta give this weirdo a Roman makeover for the way he treated me and called me weird.

by YuOfTheNight May 05, 2022