Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

b squirrel

a wang tang jang sang bang

the boi is a b squirrel

by Emma mapother January 18, 2018

fart squirrel

A skunk.

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."

by notvelvet November 22, 2015

Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal August 24, 2016