A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

sir william: hey, let me take this next guy. he's easy to kill.
a camel spyder: sure sir charles, just like last time when he killed you with a rubber duck.
a camel spyder: sure sir charles, just like last time when he killed you with a rubber duck.
by sevila117 July 6, 2010

by coldhrtd June 11, 2021

An Underground Hip-Hop MC from New York City whom is also a indie filmmaker and photographer who goes by the alias "K-otic". His name "Sir Fuss" (Surface) originated from his days of recording in Basement Studios.
In an OZONE magazine article SIR FUSS explained the meaning of his name as.... "Everyone in this world judges Everyone no matter what. You grow up being told don't judge a book by it's cover but, we all do it. They say Perception is Reality. So your judged on what's on the Surface (SIR FUSS). I mean I have a lot of reasons behind word for me personally. One is I used to recorded at Below The Surface (BTS) Studios which actually was in the basement of this apartment complex so I used to say the name meant that I'm trying to work my way up to the surface" - SIR FUSS
In an OZONE magazine article SIR FUSS explained the meaning of his name as.... "Everyone in this world judges Everyone no matter what. You grow up being told don't judge a book by it's cover but, we all do it. They say Perception is Reality. So your judged on what's on the Surface (SIR FUSS). I mean I have a lot of reasons behind word for me personally. One is I used to recorded at Below The Surface (BTS) Studios which actually was in the basement of this apartment complex so I used to say the name meant that I'm trying to work my way up to the surface" - SIR FUSS
SIR FUSS dropped the craziest 16 bars on that track "Common Knowledge" from the Built for War mixtape.
by 13th Apostle July 24, 2009

My teacher is DT sir.
by DT sir November 22, 2021

A "new low for atheism." Quite the handsome, famous, and good at the sex individual. He owns all your whisk(e)y, kills hoomans for sport, and laughs at the dumbest ones.
While he plans to destroy all of humanity, Sir Sic is usually too drunk to put his plan into action.
by beansmarcus March 20, 2025
