Ur mom is simon 

Im testing this

I like Ur mom is simon

Ur mom is simon by anonymous April 25, 2022

erica simon 

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

erica simon by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

Zachary Simon 

gay ; faggot

Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.

Zachary Simon by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019

Southwest Simon 

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

Southwest Simon by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

lane simon by Baby horse September 30, 2013

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

juan simon by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

Double-Simon 

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

Double-Simon by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017