Francesco Shontelly

The assistant to notorious terrorist Al Shizaba. His weapons include a water gun that is sometimes loaded with hydrochloric acid and a corn cob that has been sharpened to the point where it can penetrate skin on contact (it is considered a lethal weapon by Victoria Police). He is responsible for the death of Victoria Police Officer Alex Ferguson, and is known for being poked in the eye by Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official.

"Francesco Shontelly was spotted in Geelong the other day."

"Geelong? What the fuck's he doing in bloody Geelong?"

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

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Dirty Sholto

The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm

I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto

by Kayized December 5, 2022

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