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Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
by JMH85 February 16, 2010
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Double Decker Steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...
After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.
by Billy Bob Ray October 9, 2010
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back out a steamer

Hey Rodney!
I running a little late, I got to go to the shitter and back out a steamer!!
by bah_bah2 August 31, 2010
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death valley steamer

When a girl shits between your balls
Shelly got excited and plopped a big steamy load, a death valley steamer, poop in the valley of my balls.
by leoger541 May 26, 2015
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Stanley Steamer 2.0

When a revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning dump is eradicated from the body of a male of greater than or equal to 74 inches tall while a female is taking a hot and steamy shower. This must occur while in Stanley Idaho and in a bathroom without ventilation.
Dana just Stanley Steamer 2.0'd Emily... I hope she can come out of this one alive.
by concerned_frind_of_emily December 6, 2018
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North Korean steamer

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country
Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it
by Korea steamer May 31, 2018
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4 a.m. steamer

When you wake up at 4 A.M. and take a massive shit
Dude, I ate that chili last night and I woke up in the middle of the night with a 4 A.M. steamer
by Mchuhst November 12, 2019
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