When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.
by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012
Get the vanilla pudding piemug. A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
Get the horse tooth puddingmug. eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
by Arkaitz December 5, 2012
Get the chocolate pudding cumshotmug. Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.
My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!
by Bort Himself January 20, 2020
Get the Maritime Pudding Popmug. When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
by PyvT June 15, 2014
Get the Jewish Pudding Cupmug. Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
by skylarskank June 24, 2008
Get the the proof is in the puddingmug. The act of having ones pud savaged. Also known as sexual release/anger after a defeat. Take a hand... find your pud.. and savage away.
by carnegie1oh8 December 11, 2010
Get the savage your pudmug.