by hey i January 09, 2018
This is where you find out that Louis Tomlinson actually wrote ‘Perfect Now’ about his sister Fizzy in her memory and not about Harry Styles or Eleanor
fake Louie: oh I love that song perfect now it’s so about Eleanor
Real Louie: mmm bro no it’s actually about Fizzy you dumb cow
Real Louie: mmm bro no it’s actually about Fizzy you dumb cow
by Larry4eva September 12, 2020
the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.
by bf522 March 04, 2016
a very talented band with a distinct sound and hauntingly beautiful vocals by Maynard James Keenan (also the singer from Tool). as well as powerful and thought provoking lyrics.
by hyuguyj December 09, 2004
In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.
by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
that is the perfect crime
by oof_man27 December 11, 2019
To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.
by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009