Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.

Man that dude sure is a patty wacker

by Patty wacker May 10, 2022

cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022

Pulling A Patty

When a guy sells a girl a fantasy and she "deserves it"

Guy 1: I'm going to the movies with a girl tomorrow and then block her

Guy 2: Dang, you're pulling a patty

by rolly pollie October 29, 2022

Pattie

Someone who simps for every girl they meet but tries to deny it

That guy is a really big pattie.

by accurate info guy October 30, 2022

fatty patty

a fatty patty is someone named zach who thinks it's okay to rape someone.

if you ever meet a fatty patty named zach, run for your life.

by whsinsmak November 16, 2022

Nasty Patty

A burger drowned in a fatty load of semen.
Typically oozing off the sides of the burger after being topped with the bun.

Sponge bob also makes the O.G. Nasty patty in Season 3 episode 44

After receiving some absolutely knarly road head, my girl asked me to nut on her burger aka: a nasty patty

by Don the goat September 24, 2022