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Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.
I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.
by casefacee November 6, 2009
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Tiller Brain

the affect on one's brain and muscle memory from steering a sailboat with a tiller.
Tom has tiller brain. He cannot steer the new boat with a wheel.
by Siouxmac April 10, 2010
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Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022
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Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.
A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)
by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012
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bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.
'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
by bag brain July 16, 2014
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brain viagra

the act of needing a dirrty phrase or word but are inable to think of it
by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009
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potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!
by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017
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