This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
Get the I woke up Chris Breezymug. A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
Get the Wokemug. 
Examples of pseudo-wokeness:
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023
Get the pseudo-wokenessmug. To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things
The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be
The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be
by Z_Mane February 17, 2022
Get the Wokemug. by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018
Get the Finna Wokemug. 1. One who cannot be blind to the Madness of this world. A person who sees injustices and inequalities and refuses to adhere to them and takes the necessary means to denounce them.
A person who fights for peace, fair values and advocates for a more inclusive world
2. syn ; AWAKEN
2.1 : someone who shows no acceptance (acceptance: letting unacceptable things happen without reacting. Turning a blind eye to the obvious)
3. symbolically, a mirror
4. Neo-Anarchism / Neo-Queerness
Anarchist who redefines the rules of knowing how to live rather than believing in the abolition of the rules
Queer - without connotation related to gender identity or sexual orientation. Difference. Queer line of thought.
5. Community / Pride
A person who fights for peace, fair values and advocates for a more inclusive world
2. syn ; AWAKEN
2.1 : someone who shows no acceptance (acceptance: letting unacceptable things happen without reacting. Turning a blind eye to the obvious)
3. symbolically, a mirror
4. Neo-Anarchism / Neo-Queerness
Anarchist who redefines the rules of knowing how to live rather than believing in the abolition of the rules
Queer - without connotation related to gender identity or sexual orientation. Difference. Queer line of thought.
5. Community / Pride
1. A stubborn right-wing conservative got a taste of his own medicine when a Woke served as his mirror and publicly denounced his antiquated fascism
1.1: I don't believe in fighting fire with flowers. You got to speak the language of your opponents.
2. I can't NOT SEE anymore. All this crap around me... I am awaken now. Proud to be a Woke
2.1 : As a Woke, I will not tolerate any hateful or unequal behavior. I loudly denounce every gesture, every word and every thought that puts the safety and validity of my peers at risk
3. Being a Woke, you must be a stark reflection of the society you live in and you must put that reality in the face of the perpetrators of human hate crimes.
4. Don't let your queerness be defined by your gender identity or sexual orientation.
Being Queer means thinking outside the box. It means wanting to do things differently.
5. Being part of the Woke Community allows me to realize all the madness of this world and allows me to refuse to join. I can now find myself with people who think and act like me and fight for the right causes without fear of being alone.
1.1: I don't believe in fighting fire with flowers. You got to speak the language of your opponents.
2. I can't NOT SEE anymore. All this crap around me... I am awaken now. Proud to be a Woke
2.1 : As a Woke, I will not tolerate any hateful or unequal behavior. I loudly denounce every gesture, every word and every thought that puts the safety and validity of my peers at risk
3. Being a Woke, you must be a stark reflection of the society you live in and you must put that reality in the face of the perpetrators of human hate crimes.
4. Don't let your queerness be defined by your gender identity or sexual orientation.
Being Queer means thinking outside the box. It means wanting to do things differently.
5. Being part of the Woke Community allows me to realize all the madness of this world and allows me to refuse to join. I can now find myself with people who think and act like me and fight for the right causes without fear of being alone.
by F4TT4L May 19, 2023
Get the Wokemug.